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| Two members of the local clergy, a
Methodist preacher and a Catholic priest, regularly go fishing on
Mondays. When a rabbi moved to town, they invite him to go with them to their favorite fishing hole. They row out to the right spot and throw out the anchor, and sit and drown worms for a while. After a bit, the Methodist preacher announces that he is out of bait. He stands up and walks across the water to the bank to get some more bait, then walks back and gets in the boat. The rabbi looks at him bug-eyed, unable to believe what he is seeing. They fish some more. Then the priest announces he needs a soda, so he too walks over to the bank and gets a drink, and clambers back into the boat, dry as can be. The rabbi begins to wonder if there something special about Christian clergy, or are they playing a joke on him? But he decides to try this, too. So he announces he's hungry, stands up, steps out of the boat and immediately sinks in over his head in the water. The two clergymen pull him up sputtering. As they pull him in, the priest says, "Do you think we should have told him about the rocks?" |
20 Reasons ...
WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
from a Man's point of view ...
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with
you once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing,
you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
become famous.
#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to
feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish
by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if
they are really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood
to buy Fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without
getting sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest
of your life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
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