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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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You might be a fisherman if ...
1) You have a power worm dangling from
your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.
2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".
4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV
channels with.
6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of
your family.
10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied
in a palomar knot.
13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and
Hunting.
14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just
"borrow" the ones off your house.
15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat
will fit in the garage.
16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone,
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A fisherman and the Game Warden
A man was stopped by a game warden in
Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well
known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have
a license to catch those fish?"
The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet
fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let
them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their
buckets, and I take em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said,
"Here, I'll show you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" the game warden replied.
The man poured the fish in to the water and stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said,
"Well?"
"Well, what?" the man asked.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden
prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" the man asked.
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